"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
kmash. ni. to see the ocean once is to learn how to miss it. psalm121.
"i wish i had a british accent"
ah yes, the british accent
the singular british accent
Agreed. We’re from a city that has a unique accent that doesn’t match the rest of the county LOL